A Study on How I Talk at My Most Countrified
Welp, I'm not shore whether I told alla y'all bout me being sick yesterde. I wasn't feeling too hot in 1st and in 2nd decided to cash in my chips and head home. Today I faound that I had missed 1,000 years of Englesh histtory and a new toppic in Japanese. Ouch. That hurts. A LOT. Anewae, just thought I'd keep alla y'all caught up and all. It amused me; 1,000 years worth bein coved in a day.
Hmm... Good thing I don't speak like that all the time, now isn't it? There's a bit of white trash and ghettolicious speech that's been creeping into my vocabulary lately, I've noticed. I don't like that and will endeavor to change.